Old faces and Misleading Vaginas.

Hey Broheems,

I hope all is well. 

Firstly I would like to apologise for my absence. Just finished exams so I'm back to contemplating life and finding solace in Amélie again several times. Joy. Bet you're all happy though! 

Second of all 

THIS: 

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Is a lamp. Not a vagina. 

Ah, I was thinking of starting a video (I don't want to say blog...bit of a whiny cliché if you ask me) THING on youtube. I now have time and am rather skilled at editing if you ask me. However, I still prefer the slight mysterious side to blogging. 
An interesting thing happened today. A person who I deleted from my facebook readded me again after a long time. I don't think he knows that I have a low opinion of him. Hm, turns out I'll be meeting him face to face at one point, and believe it or not, Rabia has no idea what to do with this situation. Should I say it like it is? Or simply play along? Hm... I don't like the way I treated the latter during the two weeks at York. Perhaps I hung around with a few of the wrong people and realised afterwards that it wasn't worthwhile. I should do something about this. I WILL do something about this. 
It's time I fixed that part of my life anyway. 

There is this ONE topic that seems to be recurring with everyone I know. 

JOBS.

The summer is approaching and the vacancies are scarce. How the hell are you going to make some major dollarage this summer? 
No...don't sell yourself. Not like anyone half decent would want your nasty *****. 

Here is some advice.

1) When making a CV, be serious. Be extra serious. Be professional. This is important. Include things like: Personal Profile, Summmary of Skills and Qualities, Work Experience, Education, Qualifications, and achievments, Interests and Hobbies and finally, Character reference. ( Don't choose your mother either).  This is a basic outline. Choose two other people such as teachers to read it through. Change it. Don't EVER give in your first draft. 

2) Once you have made your CV, it is better to compile a Cover Letter also. This is something you send along with your CV explaining why you would be good for the job etc etc. This is so you can make it slightly more personal and relative to the employer. Here is a good example of a 'how-to': http://www.wikijob.co.uk/wiki/how-write-cover-letter

3) Now. Once you have peeled, chopped and marinated yourself to be thrown into the system - you now have to look in the right places. Sure, go for the good old retail deparment, but chances are:you are not cool enough for TopShop, You're too much of a tool for Dorothy Perkins and frankly, you're too much of a pretty boy for G-STAR. (Take your stupid diamond ear piercing out, stop wearing foundation and pink t-shirts, stop making your hair look super FRESH, and that man bag isn't doing you any favours. It's a hangbag at the end of the day. A HANDBAG.) If you have little experience, go to industrial estates, wholesalers, factory work. Sorry to say this, but it has to be done. You have to start from the bottom. Telemarketing is rather good. Go to the WEBSITE of your local paper and look in the job section. Scour through ALL the relative sections, and its all good. 


4) If you still need help, I wouldn't mind at all. :) 

Yes. 

Peace.

Sex Bloggers.

Hey Broheeeemsss.

Its been too long. Far too long. I apologise. I've had exams you see.

But screw that because...THEY FINISHED TODAY!

you knowww.

Yes, you are probably wondering - sex bloggers. They are extremely talented writers. I read one about a male prostitute and his anticts. So so good. Quite a decent erotic writer too, good style of writing. I would give you the link but I dont want you guys getting bad ideas.

Anyways - New things to look out for - PULLSHAPES is making a comeback. Because the worst of the storm is over, I'm beginning to get my life on track again. I'm looking for a proper street team, should be fun going up and down the country =]

Bit of a short one today - Wanted to mention JENNY LIN in my blog as she is such a keen reader :P Pretty cool. Not just saying that. She can carry 'cool' better than anyone I know.



Peace.